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This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings wry comfort and vintage charm to everyday wear. The heavyweight cotton feels substantial and broken-in from the first wear, while the soft, faded color and retro illustration, a smiling sloth surrounded by sunshine, snacks, and the cheeky line “Fresh Out of F#cks (But Thriving Anyway)”, make it equal parts cozy and confidently irreverent. Wear it when you want to lean into easygoing vibes: mornings with coffee, lazy weekend errands, low-stakes hangouts, or just to remind yourself (and others) that you’re doing fine on your own terms. The roomy cut and pre-shrunk fabric drape naturally; the sewn-in label and durable double-needle stitching mean this shirt will age into a favorite rather than wear out quickly.


Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort

- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric with soft, vintage texture (6.1 oz/yd²)

- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability

- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label


Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

Vintage Sloth 'Fresh Out of F*cks but Thriving Anyway' T‑Shirt

$28.99Price
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