A soft, garment-dyed tee stamped with a tongue-in-cheek crest that reads “Department of Avoiding Eye Contact.” The relaxed, heavyweight cotton drapes comfortably whether you’re slipping it on for a low-key coffee run or pulling it over a hoodie on a rainy walk. The muted, worn-in color and printed emblem give it a vintage, slightly ironic vibe, the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to stay out of the spotlight but still say something with subtle humor. Fits casual wardrobes of people who appreciate dry wit, low-effort style, and durable everyday wear.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight fabric
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitching for durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, comfortable silhouette
- Available S–4XL; sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean