A soft, lived-in tee that speaks to the late-night scroll and the quiet pull toward offline moments. The relaxed, heavyweight knit feels substantial without being stiff, and the garment-dyed finish gives each shirt a slightly faded, familiar look from day one. Front artwork blends a crescent moon and a subtle Wi‑Fi icon with hand-lettered type that reads “Chronically Online” and a small banner below, wry and honest, with a gentle wink. Wear it to coffee-shop work sessions, low-key meetups, or while winding down with a playlist; it reads like something you’d reach for when you want comfort and a little self-aware humor.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched hems for longevity
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean